Tuesday, April 03, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Not So Fast, My Friend...

A visual representation of the Dana Altman era at Arkansas

This morning, I made an off-hand comment on the clearly awkward press conference which welcomed Creighton's Dana Altman to Fayetteville. Well, apparently it was even more awkward than I thought, because the inside sources at CU have said that Altman is on a plane back to Omaha. That's right, folks. Altman "Majerused"* the Razorbacks and is returning to his little program that could. More details as soon as they're known...

* - According to Miriam Webster, to "Majerus" has two meanings: To back out of a job after accepting aforementioned job ("Rick Majerus totally Majerused USC"), or to clear out the all-you-can-eat crab legs buffet at a Bonanza restaurant ("Rick Majerus totally Majerused the Bonanza on 13th and Broadway")

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